Look, I’m a simple man. I like choruses I can sing along that make my voice sound like old school New Found Glory. I’m not the audience for this.
But, that being said, it did feel like I was listening to a movie. Like, if I went to Genius to look at the lyrics, there was probably some sort of storyline. You know what? Fuck it, let’s check Genius.
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This album isn’t on Genius. But the point stands. And as the first review on FYSM, let me just say, I’m not going to give anything any fucking stars. I’m not going to give anything a thumbs up. The shit I like isn’t the same shit you’ll like if you like this album maybe.
Anyways, it felt like I was listening to a movie. If you want to listen to a fucking metal movie this is your album. If you want to listen to sing along songs about losing your crush even though you’re a 40 year old man, don’t.
This is my favourite song:
