Movie Review: In A Violent Nature

This movie is shit. It’s like the writers wrote some really cool and gnarly death scenes and then the producer was like, “hey guys, a feature film needs to be longer,” and they were like, “oh shit!” So they filmed the titular character walking in the woods for a couple days and put it in between the death scenes.

Don’t get me wrong – the death scenes are fucking fantastic. But what isn’t fantastic is a 5 minute, minimally cut sequence of a random girl running in the woods. And then it cuts to the day and she’s hurt herself somehow. And then after that sequence of her just running, she hops into a car and we get an almost uncut 10 minute story about a bear that has no relation or connection to the story we’re watching and have witnessed.

Literally, at one point in the film, the killer enters a lake. And all I could do was groan because I knew the directors would literally force us, the audience, to wait with an uncut shot the entire duration it takes for the actor to walk slowly across the bottom of the lake. And that’s almost exactly what happened – there was one cut. That’s it.

If you want to enjoy this film, wait until a kill compilation hits the internet and watch that. The only things you’ll be missing are long shots of the backs of people walking. And the only good parts of this film were the deaths.

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