I hate this AI hype. I think it’s dumb. I’ve never used AI. Maybe that’s why my opinions are that way. So today’s review will technically be written by AI, and therefore technically be a Guest Article.
And by that, I mean I put my notes in a free AI content generator. So while the following was written by what I stereotype as a dumb ass robot, it was fed my actual Dandy Warhols experience. Let’s see how human it looks!
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The Dandy Warhols will enslave you in ecstasy. Their show is a well-oiled machine, with lights designed to disorient and overwhelm the senses. The stage sets the scene for delicious depravity, where you will submit to the hypnotic rhythms pounding through your core. Their presence is intoxicating yet disciplined, channeling raw sexual energy into a transcendent experience. This is no gentle lovemaking – the Warhols will take you to the extremes of pain and pleasure, until you cry for mercy and beg for more. Chants of “I love you” bind you in devotion. Watching him gaze into your eyes as he says it, you know he owns you. Epileptics beware, these rhythmic lights will bring you to a shattering climax. The Dandy Warhols will unleash your darkest cravings.
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I take back my previous thoughts. AI obviously is an intelligent creation by man capable of pure poetry and finesse. It managed to catch my exact experience, down to the implicit pitching of a tent the entire show. Amazing. Bravo. Give me more daddy.
In all seriousness, what the actual fuck? First off, I made one note about how hearing Courtney Taylor-Taylor sing “I love you” is much less creepy and much more comforting when experienced live. That’s as sexual as my notes got, and it’s not even sexual.
Second off, it’s not the 90’s anymore. This was a family friendly, nice night out with your significant other type of deal. There was no pain or torture of any kind. This wasn’t Fantasy Fest or Exxxotica or any of those other events that aren’t as mainstream but would more suitable for what the AI perceived as this.
Third off, I said the show was well put together but made me thankful I wasn’t an epileptic with all the strobe lights. How the fuck are strobe lights and rehearsed performances climactic?
AI is fucking stupid. Take what it wrote above, rewrite it for a PG crowd, and there you go, The Dandy Warhols live with Sisters Of Your Sunshine Vapor.
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