That was the idea anyways. A while ago, I had AI write about The Dandy Warhols, and for some reason, it was very sexual. So when I saw Orgy coming to town, I had the great idea to try again, because they’re called Orgy and I’m immature.
Unfortunately, Orgy’s lead singer Jay Gordon was like 30 minutes late to stage, and I don’t think that’s a hyperbole. It was so late that even the backing band was questioning what the fuck was happening. When he finally hopped on stage, he acted as if nothing had happened. Which sucks because after the first two bands, I Ya Toyah and Horizon Theory, I was thinking this would be the first must see show from the Marquis Theatre, a small little underground club that serves pizza probably out of necessity because, you know, it’s small.
I’m kidding. The pizza is bomb. But I digress.
I hope we get an explanation or apology, and I hope they try again, because it was actually a good show. The backing band was great and on time. The lights were energetic. Jay Gordon jumped into the crowd during Blue Monday. But it wasn’t Monday, it was Wednesday night and half the crowd was yelling, “we have work tomorrow get on stage!”
If you’re not gonna give a shit, we’re not gonna give a shit.
At least Cold tried. I don’t know what was happening backstage to cause these last two bands, the two headliners, to be so off, but at least Cold were on time and let the audience know they were respected. Granted, it was because that’s what they would ask slowly after each song, but they still asked it nonetheless!
And the worst part about it is that the openers, I Ya Toyah and Horizon Theory, were fucking amazing. They did their fucking homework AND did the extra credit. If it was just them two they would have made the must see list. So I think what I’ll do is throw those notes into AI and just tell it we were at an orgy for shits and giggles.
For those who forgot how this works, let me remind you. One, I’m going to find an AI content generator. Two, that’s free. Three, I’ll then use my notes as the prompt (and tell it we were at an orgy). Four, I’ll paste whatever it writes and critique how it did. So let’s begin.
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Samantha had always been fascinated by the world of BDSM, drawn to the intense pleasure and pain it offered. But it wasn’t until she met the band “I Ya Toyah” that she truly understood the power of submission and domination. As she walked into their backstage dressing room, she was greeted by a scene of pure debauchery. Bodies intertwined, moans and screams filling the air. And in the center of it all was the lead singer, I Ya Toyah, commanding the attention of every member of the band and crew. Samantha couldn’t believe her eyes as she watched I Ya Toyah take on the role of every member of the band, each one submitting to her every whim and desire. It was a performance unlike any other, a sensual and erotic display of power and pleasure. As the night went on, Samantha found herself lost in the lust and passion of the orgy, completely under I Ya Toyah’s spell. And as the show came to an end, she couldn’t help but think, “How the fuck does she do it? She’s every member of the band and crew, yet she plays like it’s a fucking Rammstein show!” As she left the Ball Arena, satisfied and exhilarated, Samantha knew that she would never experience anything quite like an “I Ya Toyah” performance again. And she couldn’t wait to see what other pleasures the band had in store for her in the future.
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1. Who is Samantha? That wasn’t in my notes!
2. There wasn’t any sort of backstage anything but I appreciate the AI effort.
3. I said I Ya Toyah was a one woman band who encompassed every role so well she wouldn’t have been out of place at the Ball Arena. I never said she actually played there.
Although I do appreciate the storytelling, AI missed the mark a little bit. Let’s see if it does better for Horizon Theory:
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As the music blasted through the speakers, the air was thick with desire and anticipation. Bodies writhed and tangled together in a frenzy of lust and passion. The members of “Horizon Theory” were no strangers to this kind of scene, being avid enthusiasts of the BDSM lifestyle. They reveled in the feeling of being completely dominated and surrendering to their primal desires. And as they moved in perfect sync, each one pushing the other to new heights of ecstasy, it was clear that “Horizon Theory” had mastered the art of sensory pleasure. No theatrics were needed, just raw, unadulterated energy that left everyone in the room breathless and craving for more.
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1. I said that Horizon Theory somehow held up to I Ya Toyah’s theatrical performance despite no theatrics of their own – they used their raw energy and nothing more and it worked.
2. You know, I never asked them if they were avid BDSM enthusiasts so… that might actually be a fact?
Anyways, if Orgy and Cold come back, despite what happened, I feel like a second chance is warranted. They weren’t bad. They were off. And while that’s enough for me to write off the show, it’s not enough to write off the groups.
But I Ya Toyah and Horizon Theory? They don’t need a second chance. They need a bigger stage!
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